" interfered (with) "

 [ "interfant" ]

1: Interfant is the combination of the words "internet" and "infant". The term is loosely used to describe someone who has no idea what the internet is, yet uses it frequently and screws up repeatedly.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1"yo meng, u iz so stoopid lol." 

 [ "interfant" ]

2: The term can also be used to describe the internet users' inability to spell and use basic grammar.

  * e.g.,  ... man 2"Oh jeez guys, looks like we hav an interfant on our hands." 

 [ "benevolent interfering" ]

1: Also known as Matchmaking: When a group of friends has an URST ridden pair and the rest of the group sets them up in various ways for them to be alone and hopefully work out their tension by talking , kissing, or something much more fun.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: "Thank you guys for interfering between me and Nathan." Friend: "We didn't interfere per se, it was...matchmaking." Boy: "Also known as benevolent interfering. Thank you. Don't do it again." 

 [ "interfering with yourself" ]

1: Masturbating.

  * e.g.,  ... "Stop interfering with yourself! Jesus is watching! (Dirty bastard that he is)" 

 [ "If AnyOne Interfers With My Lfie, I WIll Kill you" ]

1: If AnyOne Interfers With My Lfie, I WIll Kill you

  * e.g.,  ... If AnyOne Interfers With My Lfie, I WIll Kill you